Hello my little darlings,
I know it's been a long time. And do you want to know why it's been so long? This, my friends, can solely be attributed to yourselves. Do you know how un-fun it was so see all of your obnoxious responses to my blogs? I put these out for you, and this is how I'm repaid?
But, whatever. To be honest, I'm over it. You should be the ones that are embarrassed. Look at this girl who commented on my last blog...she calls herself Massie. She's faker than Dolly Parton.
So I suppose you'd like to know what is going on with me and TPC. We are currently on spring break, all in different places. I myself am in St. Barts, my absolute favorite place in the world (as you know, French is the language of choice on this beautiful island). Dyl and Kris went out to Jamaica, and Claire is back in Orlando (surprise, surprise).
I suppose you continue to check back here to find out what is in for Spring. Girls, dresses are always a top choice! I recently purchased this adorable blue, black, and white jersey dress from some company I haven't heard of before...rag and bone is what I think it's called. (I got it at Nordstrom, so don't think I've become classless...it's not who I am). Juicy coverups are also cute for hanging going shopping. What to wear with these dresses? Well, you have a few options.
1) Roman Gladiator style sandals are my shoe of choice for this season! Black, brown, gold, you name it! They're all fahb-you-lous for Spring. If you're looking for some good ones, www.ShopBop.com has some great options.
2) Alright... I'll admid it. Claire kinda got me hooked on sneakers. If you have a cute, casual (preferably jersey?) dress, you can make it look even more indie and bohemian (Rachel Bilson is my inspiration here) by wearing a cute pair of (low-top only) Converse allstars. Before you go and say it's tacky, trust me, it's definitely not. Living in the city, I see all of the most fabulous people you can imagine, and all of my sources, yes, including Aurelie, have told me that it is totally chic.
3) A cute pair of flats are always a possibility. However, don't try anything too daring by mixing totally different colors together. As always, there are exceptions to this rule. For example, if your dress is black, go ahead, wear whatever color shoes you want (except black or red...this will come off as goth...definitely not cute. No time, and no place for goths). Also, if you have a navy dress, red flats are always super cayoot.
Out here, I've been observing the many celebrities and their choices of shorts. Let me tell you, those super short jean shorts with no shape...totally out! (Can you say "ghetto fabulous" withOUT the "fabulous"? That style has totally G2G more than Avril's wannabe punk-princess style.) Hudson recently came out with this great pair of dark-wash denim shorts with pleats. They come up to just barely below the belly button, and they're totally chic.
I also recently purchased a pair of purple Marc by Marc Jacobs shorts. Again, super short is always a no-no. They come down to mid-thigh, and they're fabulously chic.
I'll admit, the preppy style has caught on a bit, even for me. You know I've never been into the completely stereotypical legacy-prep look, but plaid shorts with some layered Lacostes can be totally sophisticated.
I know you want to know what my plans are for the day, so I'll fill you in. First, I'm going to go tan by the ocean, and read a little bit (while fashion is always my top priority, I still like to keep up with my studies). Then I'll probably play a little bit of tennis with the local pros. Then, I'm going to go to the Fern Tree Salon and get some...drumroll please...bangs! I'm totally sick of my classic layers and no bangs. Can you say boh-ring? Totally D2M. I know it'll look fierce (that's another thing I haven't talked about...Christian from Project Runway!). If you even think about copying my new look, don't forget, I have it in writing that I was going to do it first. Don't let it even cross your mind that you might not get totally busted by TPC.
More later,
Massie
Monday, March 24, 2008
Monday, August 20, 2007
Monday
Sorry about the boh-ring title, guys. I couldn't think of what rhymes with Monday other than "funday", and how lame would that sound?
Anyway, today TPC was going to have a semi-private tennis lesson at the courts at my house. But why couldn't we? You guessed it, RAIN. But I've decided that complaining about Westchester's miserable weather won't actually change anything. So what would Massie do in this situation you ask? Well, make the best out of a bad situation, of course! I called up the rest of TPC and we went back to school shopping. In honor of the current weather, I got some Marc Jacobs "Rain" perfume. We hit Ralph Lauren and got new fluffy cashmere sweaters and cords for fall. I also decided to get a new messenger bag. You all remember my old nylon Prada messenger, but since everyone else in the school decided to copy that, I went for a Kate Spade one instead. It looks pretty much the same, but I added that ah-dorable Louis Vuitton signature rainbow charm keychain to it, and now it's totally me. I also got those ah-dorable Emilio Pucci rain boots. They match the flats that TPC bought. Now whether it's rain or shine, I'll be totally cute!
Later, once TPC was gone, Bean seemed a little down. She didn't even want to play with her new Sniffany & Co. toy. So I took her to that little pet boutique where Paris Hilton shops and we went shopping for her too. Oh my god, the people there fell in LOVE with her, and were SO helpful. I got her a cute little Burberry jumper, 3 Hermés scarves, 3 satin robes (purple, light blue, fuschia), 5 Ralph cashmere sweaters, Ugg boots in chestnut, chocolate, and blonde, a ton of Swarvoski crystal hair clips, and a Diamond necklace (it's about the size of a bracelet for us, but it fits her delicate little neck purr-fectly).
She definitely cheered up after that. I guess that boutique for her is like what Tiffany & Co. is for Holly Golightly.
A lot of you that don't go to OCD have been asking how to form your own Pretty Committee and how to get popular. Here's my little How-to for all of you not in the know.
1) First and foremost, you have to be born with it. I'd like to tell you that popularity is based on inner beauty, but without outer beauty and that kind of confidence that you are just born with, you don't have a chance.
2) Hang out with cool people. You know who I'm talking about. Some people are just naturally cool, whether they're playing tennis, eating lunch, or going to the toilet, they are simply fabulous. You get in with them, you get in with everyone. However, this doesn't mean stalking them. If you do that, you'll be worse off than you already are. You need to find someone to laugh at with them, and eventually you'll get to know each other. But under no circumstance should you keep pursuing them if they're not into it. If they don't want to hang out with you, 9 times out of 10 that's not going to change.
3) Don't make fun of your friends, even if people more popular than you are encouraging you to laugh at them. By doing this, they'll see that not only are you an unloyal friend, but you're straight up mean. Only make fun of real LBR's.
4) Dress well. No matter what. You can never be seen without being at least a 9. End of story.
5) Don't be something you're not. Don't pretend to like things or be things if that's really not who you are. If you're meant to be cool, you will be, otherwise...sorry, I guess.
On that note, I want to point out that the majority of OCD does not obide by these rules. Constantly girls are trying to suck up to me in order to get IN with TPC. Not gonna happen. No one will be added to the Pretty Committee. Sorry to dissapoint, but the generosity ends with Claire.
This is totally off subject, but I'd just like to say that I enjoy having all these new people reading my blogs. Just don't say any eternal wannabe-esq things about my blogs, kay? Wannabees and LBR's are so dead to me. If you're going to be cool, go ahead, ask me questions. I realize that most people wish they could be me. And out of the kindness of my heart, I will always answer your questions.
I don't have much else to say, but I hope you are all picking out outfits for my party. Believe me, you don't want to be the one with the bad outfit. It'll be total blog-candy, and you know I'll be the first to rip you to shreds.
Love,
Massie
Anyway, today TPC was going to have a semi-private tennis lesson at the courts at my house. But why couldn't we? You guessed it, RAIN. But I've decided that complaining about Westchester's miserable weather won't actually change anything. So what would Massie do in this situation you ask? Well, make the best out of a bad situation, of course! I called up the rest of TPC and we went back to school shopping. In honor of the current weather, I got some Marc Jacobs "Rain" perfume. We hit Ralph Lauren and got new fluffy cashmere sweaters and cords for fall. I also decided to get a new messenger bag. You all remember my old nylon Prada messenger, but since everyone else in the school decided to copy that, I went for a Kate Spade one instead. It looks pretty much the same, but I added that ah-dorable Louis Vuitton signature rainbow charm keychain to it, and now it's totally me. I also got those ah-dorable Emilio Pucci rain boots. They match the flats that TPC bought. Now whether it's rain or shine, I'll be totally cute!
Later, once TPC was gone, Bean seemed a little down. She didn't even want to play with her new Sniffany & Co. toy. So I took her to that little pet boutique where Paris Hilton shops and we went shopping for her too. Oh my god, the people there fell in LOVE with her, and were SO helpful. I got her a cute little Burberry jumper, 3 Hermés scarves, 3 satin robes (purple, light blue, fuschia), 5 Ralph cashmere sweaters, Ugg boots in chestnut, chocolate, and blonde, a ton of Swarvoski crystal hair clips, and a Diamond necklace (it's about the size of a bracelet for us, but it fits her delicate little neck purr-fectly).
She definitely cheered up after that. I guess that boutique for her is like what Tiffany & Co. is for Holly Golightly.
A lot of you that don't go to OCD have been asking how to form your own Pretty Committee and how to get popular. Here's my little How-to for all of you not in the know.
1) First and foremost, you have to be born with it. I'd like to tell you that popularity is based on inner beauty, but without outer beauty and that kind of confidence that you are just born with, you don't have a chance.
2) Hang out with cool people. You know who I'm talking about. Some people are just naturally cool, whether they're playing tennis, eating lunch, or going to the toilet, they are simply fabulous. You get in with them, you get in with everyone. However, this doesn't mean stalking them. If you do that, you'll be worse off than you already are. You need to find someone to laugh at with them, and eventually you'll get to know each other. But under no circumstance should you keep pursuing them if they're not into it. If they don't want to hang out with you, 9 times out of 10 that's not going to change.
3) Don't make fun of your friends, even if people more popular than you are encouraging you to laugh at them. By doing this, they'll see that not only are you an unloyal friend, but you're straight up mean. Only make fun of real LBR's.
4) Dress well. No matter what. You can never be seen without being at least a 9. End of story.
5) Don't be something you're not. Don't pretend to like things or be things if that's really not who you are. If you're meant to be cool, you will be, otherwise...sorry, I guess.
On that note, I want to point out that the majority of OCD does not obide by these rules. Constantly girls are trying to suck up to me in order to get IN with TPC. Not gonna happen. No one will be added to the Pretty Committee. Sorry to dissapoint, but the generosity ends with Claire.
This is totally off subject, but I'd just like to say that I enjoy having all these new people reading my blogs. Just don't say any eternal wannabe-esq things about my blogs, kay? Wannabees and LBR's are so dead to me. If you're going to be cool, go ahead, ask me questions. I realize that most people wish they could be me. And out of the kindness of my heart, I will always answer your questions.
I don't have much else to say, but I hope you are all picking out outfits for my party. Believe me, you don't want to be the one with the bad outfit. It'll be total blog-candy, and you know I'll be the first to rip you to shreds.
Love,
Massie
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Sunday Morning Rain Is Falling
Hey everyone! I hope you all had a fabulous weekend! I certainly did:
Saturday morning was tough. We all had a really hard time getting out of bed at 9:35 because we'd just gone to sleep 2 hours earlier. But Inez made a Starbucks run and I got my venti non-fat, no water, extra hot, no whip Dulce de Leche latté. That woke me up!
After that, TPC went to the pool and tanned for about 5 hours. After everyone went home, I took a quick nap and went shopping solo at the Westchester. I know all of you LBR's are wanting to know what's in for fall, and I'll give you a few hints. Ahb-viously gray is the IT color for fall, but shades of browns, dark purples, navy blues, and dark greens are totally hot for fall. You know how I told you my mom let me get a personal shopper? Well I met her yesterday. Her name is Aurelie and she's actually from France! It gave me a grate oppertunity to work on my French. But I'll just tell you, she's ah-mazing! As soon as she got all of my measurements and shoe size, we hit Nieman's and I didn't even have to move! She did a lap around the store and came back with an arm full of clothes. I have to admit, after seeing some things on the hanger, I was a little unsure about how I felt about her style, but when I went to try everything on, totally honestly, everything fit purr-fectly! Next we hit Juicy, BCBG, Gucci, Lilly Pulitzer, Louis Vuitton, Michael Kors and Anthropologie. She even helped me carry my bags (not that there was much of a choice, I kid you not, there were 14 bags), and helped me hang them up in my closet! It looks ah-mazing! I almost want to take a picture and put it on here, but I don't want too many people to copy my fall fashion ideas.
P.S., I know Aurelie sounds awesome, but she is unavailable to work for any of you or your parents. My mom threw an extra bonus in for her, so she wouldn't work for any OCD kids or their families. Sorry guys, but I guess "finders keepers" applies to this situation.
Today I briefly hit Nordstrom on the way home from the barn. I didn't get much except James Perse black cropped leggings and a pink long sleeve Lacoste polo. It matches my new Lilly sweater vest perfectly!
I know I should be really happy about all of my new purchases, but I can't shake this uneasy feeling I get whenever it rains. it totally brings me down. But the news I'm about to tell you will be the exact opposite. Ready? Okay well you know how we're all totally stressing about school starting? Well, Don't dread it too much, because I'm throwing a party in honor of us being 8th graders. Here's the details:
It will be on Friday, August 24th at my house, in the backyard. The theme is Fall, so wear earth tones. It's semi-dressy, so either wear a casual dress, or a cute top and a skirt or something. Invites have been sent to the entire 8th grade class of Briarwood and OCD. You can RSVP via blog comments if you want, otherwise just email me back or text me. Hope to see you all there!
On a different note, I've been getting some questions asked. I will answer them here, so it is known to the general public.
Q) If you're going into 8th grade, why does your profile say you're 15?
A) My profile says that I'm 15 because most of these websites have minimum age limits. I didn't know what the limit was for this particular site, so I said my birthday was in 1992.
Q) Why do you keep deleting my questions on your blogs?
A) Because, like I've said many times before, the blog comments are for me and my friends' particular use only. If you are unsure of whether you classify as my friend, check the list on one of my earlier blogs. However, I realize that some of you don't go to OCD or Briarwood but you don't know how to talk to me if it's not through the comments. For this reason, I've decided to allow all of you to post comments if you'd like to say something to me. Whether I delete the question or not is ahb-viously up to me, but I will always answer them.
In conclusion, I'd just like to say thanks to those who continually support and compliment me. It is greatly appreciated! Never hesitate to leave me a nice comment, I will always reply to them. However, if you're going to insult me to make your sorry self feel better about being an LBR; save it. I don't hesitate to verbally slap people that think they're cooler than me. I know that if I told you that you could be in TPC, you'd jump at the chance.
One more thing, some of you have been insulting me on one name and complimenting me on another. I can see who you are, because of your IP address. So I can tell which of you are fake and which of you are real. I'd stop if I were you, or you just might find yourself on my shitlist. Believe me, that's not where you want to be.
I've decided to give everyone at OCD and Briarwood the password to chat in my blog, so you can all chat in my blogs now. For those of you who don't go to said schools, when your username appears as black, I know you're not who you say you are. And like I said earlier, I can track who you actually are. Much love!
Love, Massie
Saturday morning was tough. We all had a really hard time getting out of bed at 9:35 because we'd just gone to sleep 2 hours earlier. But Inez made a Starbucks run and I got my venti non-fat, no water, extra hot, no whip Dulce de Leche latté. That woke me up!
After that, TPC went to the pool and tanned for about 5 hours. After everyone went home, I took a quick nap and went shopping solo at the Westchester. I know all of you LBR's are wanting to know what's in for fall, and I'll give you a few hints. Ahb-viously gray is the IT color for fall, but shades of browns, dark purples, navy blues, and dark greens are totally hot for fall. You know how I told you my mom let me get a personal shopper? Well I met her yesterday. Her name is Aurelie and she's actually from France! It gave me a grate oppertunity to work on my French. But I'll just tell you, she's ah-mazing! As soon as she got all of my measurements and shoe size, we hit Nieman's and I didn't even have to move! She did a lap around the store and came back with an arm full of clothes. I have to admit, after seeing some things on the hanger, I was a little unsure about how I felt about her style, but when I went to try everything on, totally honestly, everything fit purr-fectly! Next we hit Juicy, BCBG, Gucci, Lilly Pulitzer, Louis Vuitton, Michael Kors and Anthropologie. She even helped me carry my bags (not that there was much of a choice, I kid you not, there were 14 bags), and helped me hang them up in my closet! It looks ah-mazing! I almost want to take a picture and put it on here, but I don't want too many people to copy my fall fashion ideas.
P.S., I know Aurelie sounds awesome, but she is unavailable to work for any of you or your parents. My mom threw an extra bonus in for her, so she wouldn't work for any OCD kids or their families. Sorry guys, but I guess "finders keepers" applies to this situation.
Today I briefly hit Nordstrom on the way home from the barn. I didn't get much except James Perse black cropped leggings and a pink long sleeve Lacoste polo. It matches my new Lilly sweater vest perfectly!
I know I should be really happy about all of my new purchases, but I can't shake this uneasy feeling I get whenever it rains. it totally brings me down. But the news I'm about to tell you will be the exact opposite. Ready? Okay well you know how we're all totally stressing about school starting? Well, Don't dread it too much, because I'm throwing a party in honor of us being 8th graders. Here's the details:
It will be on Friday, August 24th at my house, in the backyard. The theme is Fall, so wear earth tones. It's semi-dressy, so either wear a casual dress, or a cute top and a skirt or something. Invites have been sent to the entire 8th grade class of Briarwood and OCD. You can RSVP via blog comments if you want, otherwise just email me back or text me. Hope to see you all there!
On a different note, I've been getting some questions asked. I will answer them here, so it is known to the general public.
Q) If you're going into 8th grade, why does your profile say you're 15?
A) My profile says that I'm 15 because most of these websites have minimum age limits. I didn't know what the limit was for this particular site, so I said my birthday was in 1992.
Q) Why do you keep deleting my questions on your blogs?
A) Because, like I've said many times before, the blog comments are for me and my friends' particular use only. If you are unsure of whether you classify as my friend, check the list on one of my earlier blogs. However, I realize that some of you don't go to OCD or Briarwood but you don't know how to talk to me if it's not through the comments. For this reason, I've decided to allow all of you to post comments if you'd like to say something to me. Whether I delete the question or not is ahb-viously up to me, but I will always answer them.
In conclusion, I'd just like to say thanks to those who continually support and compliment me. It is greatly appreciated! Never hesitate to leave me a nice comment, I will always reply to them. However, if you're going to insult me to make your sorry self feel better about being an LBR; save it. I don't hesitate to verbally slap people that think they're cooler than me. I know that if I told you that you could be in TPC, you'd jump at the chance.
One more thing, some of you have been insulting me on one name and complimenting me on another. I can see who you are, because of your IP address. So I can tell which of you are fake and which of you are real. I'd stop if I were you, or you just might find yourself on my shitlist. Believe me, that's not where you want to be.
I've decided to give everyone at OCD and Briarwood the password to chat in my blog, so you can all chat in my blogs now. For those of you who don't go to said schools, when your username appears as black, I know you're not who you say you are. And like I said earlier, I can track who you actually are. Much love!
Love, Massie
Friday, August 17, 2007
A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes
From the title of this post, you'll probably be able to guess what the theme of tonight's sleepover is. That's right, Cinderella! Here's every detail of our fairy-tale of an evening.
It started at 4:30. TPC met at the iPad. Inez kept Claire, Alicia, Dylan, and Kristen in different rooms until everyone was in my house. Then, one by one, she led them into the iPad. That way, I was the first person to see all of them! As you might have read in my chat with TPC last night (as everyone tends to read those now), everyone had pastel blue outfits, just like the one in Cinderella. Yes, there's been a bit of a debate in the past about whether that dress is white or very light blue. I went with blue because I didn't want us to look like we should be on Engaged and Underaged.
After we all gushed about how ah-mazing we looked, everyone got a chance to notice how the iPad was decorated. I got the Michaels brothers to temporarilly install blue spotlights to my ceiling. Since my walls are white, the spotlights gave the impression that the walls were actually blue. Clever, huh? There were also some other lights installed along with the spotlights. There were some that made the walls, floor and ceiling look like they were sparkling. Around the room, I got a miniature replica of the horse-drawn carriage that takes Cinderella to the ball the first time she meets the prince, an enormous glass slipper, and my absolute favorite thing of ALL. You know how I have that Massie mannequin next to my closet? Well, I got Keith (yes, THE KEITH, Mr. Keith, whatever you want to call him) to make an exact replica of that pink and white dress that the mice make for Cinderella and put it on the mannequin. It looked ah-dorable! So not only did it look exactly like the movie when it was on my mannequin, but since the massie-quin is my exact size, it fits me too! I can't wait to try it on!
There are a ton of other things that we got for the room. Keith also made a miniature version of the pink and white dress to fit Bean, and we got a horse drawn carriage for her too. Inside, it's white 4-ply cashmere with miniature goose down pillows inside for her head. It doubles as a bed! Not that Bean will ever use it after tonight, but appearance is everything. We also got new sleeping bags for TPC. They are completely made of white cashmere, stuffed with goose down. But on the outside, Inez added a ton of lace trim and beads, so it resembles that scene in Cinderella.
After everything was noticed and appreciated, we all went out to the Trump Tower for dinner. We all got lobster, and it was to die for! But I would expect nothing less.
We made it back to the iPad in time to watch High School Musical 2. I have to say, TPC was never very fond of the first one, but we couldn't go not watching it and have the rest of OCD talking about. Well, we unanimously agreed--this one sucked. Big time. Even more than the first one. And does anyone else think that Sharpay's outfits were really tacky? I think she was supposed to look rich, but come on, what rich girl would wear that green and pink striped Juicy Couture swimsuit coverup GOLFING. But the worst of all was when she and Troy were practicing their song and she had that gawd-awful jean skirt with that pink mesh...beast hanging in the back! Was that supposed to be cute? Because I'm definitely starting to think that Disney Channel is more than just a little bit senile.
After that we danced around to the song Ay Bay Bay about 1000 times. I think it's the absolute funniest song ever! But so catchy. I'm pretty sure we all have the song totally memorized by now. "White folks, gangsta's in the club- ay bay bay!".
Anyway, TPC is going to wrap up our night with a round of 10 fingers. It's bound to get interesting! Talk to you all tomorrow!
Love, Massie (and TPC)
It started at 4:30. TPC met at the iPad. Inez kept Claire, Alicia, Dylan, and Kristen in different rooms until everyone was in my house. Then, one by one, she led them into the iPad. That way, I was the first person to see all of them! As you might have read in my chat with TPC last night (as everyone tends to read those now), everyone had pastel blue outfits, just like the one in Cinderella. Yes, there's been a bit of a debate in the past about whether that dress is white or very light blue. I went with blue because I didn't want us to look like we should be on Engaged and Underaged.
After we all gushed about how ah-mazing we looked, everyone got a chance to notice how the iPad was decorated. I got the Michaels brothers to temporarilly install blue spotlights to my ceiling. Since my walls are white, the spotlights gave the impression that the walls were actually blue. Clever, huh? There were also some other lights installed along with the spotlights. There were some that made the walls, floor and ceiling look like they were sparkling. Around the room, I got a miniature replica of the horse-drawn carriage that takes Cinderella to the ball the first time she meets the prince, an enormous glass slipper, and my absolute favorite thing of ALL. You know how I have that Massie mannequin next to my closet? Well, I got Keith (yes, THE KEITH, Mr. Keith, whatever you want to call him) to make an exact replica of that pink and white dress that the mice make for Cinderella and put it on the mannequin. It looked ah-dorable! So not only did it look exactly like the movie when it was on my mannequin, but since the massie-quin is my exact size, it fits me too! I can't wait to try it on!
There are a ton of other things that we got for the room. Keith also made a miniature version of the pink and white dress to fit Bean, and we got a horse drawn carriage for her too. Inside, it's white 4-ply cashmere with miniature goose down pillows inside for her head. It doubles as a bed! Not that Bean will ever use it after tonight, but appearance is everything. We also got new sleeping bags for TPC. They are completely made of white cashmere, stuffed with goose down. But on the outside, Inez added a ton of lace trim and beads, so it resembles that scene in Cinderella.
After everything was noticed and appreciated, we all went out to the Trump Tower for dinner. We all got lobster, and it was to die for! But I would expect nothing less.
We made it back to the iPad in time to watch High School Musical 2. I have to say, TPC was never very fond of the first one, but we couldn't go not watching it and have the rest of OCD talking about. Well, we unanimously agreed--this one sucked. Big time. Even more than the first one. And does anyone else think that Sharpay's outfits were really tacky? I think she was supposed to look rich, but come on, what rich girl would wear that green and pink striped Juicy Couture swimsuit coverup GOLFING. But the worst of all was when she and Troy were practicing their song and she had that gawd-awful jean skirt with that pink mesh...beast hanging in the back! Was that supposed to be cute? Because I'm definitely starting to think that Disney Channel is more than just a little bit senile.
After that we danced around to the song Ay Bay Bay about 1000 times. I think it's the absolute funniest song ever! But so catchy. I'm pretty sure we all have the song totally memorized by now. "White folks, gangsta's in the club- ay bay bay!".
Anyway, TPC is going to wrap up our night with a round of 10 fingers. It's bound to get interesting! Talk to you all tomorrow!
Love, Massie (and TPC)
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Thursday
I'm sorry guys, I've been completely letting you down! Sorry I didn't update this yesterday, but now that I think about it, I don't really owe this blog to all of you. Think of it as a gift.
So what happened yesterday? Well, TPC got together at my house and video chatted with the boys. We have totally fresh plans to dominate the school, like we always have. Except when we're 8th graders, we have sidekicks. Not just the ones made by t-mobile, but sidekicks that are even better--the boys. I realize that this whole experience will be new to all of OCD, but we plan to make it totally tollerable and fun. But don't even think about trying to snag Derrington, Cam, Josh, or Kemp for yourselves, they're with us! Deal? Deal.
We also made a ton of top secret plans for The Room. Not that any of you will get the chance to see it. But we have decided that the boys mentioned before have a free pass to the room. In fact, we hung out with them yesterday at GLU and they helped us with some com-pletely awesome ideas. The room will be TO DIE for. And it's inspired me to make my room at the estate even better too. If that's even possible.
Today was great. I started out by visiting Brownie. I got those super cute new Burberry leather knee-high riding boots. I also got www.crystalicing.com to crystalize my stirrups and helmet for me. So cute!
Later, Dyl, Alicia, and I went to the city. We hit Emilio Pucci and got matching pairs of those ah-dorable new flats. You know them, navy swirl? We got matching ones for the rest of TPC. Here's a little memo to all of you wannabes reading this blog for lack of better things to do: If you even try on those flats I just mentioned, you might as well not show your face at OCD ever again. Got it? I posted this here before anyone else got them, and that's written proof.
Later we hung out at the pool and listened to that new James Blunt CD again. I'm sorry, I know I told you all to listen to it, but I just realized why you haven't been able to. It wont be released until September something..I guess being an heiress certainly has its benefits.
Speaking of new things for fall, guess what? I know I've always been the best dressed girl at OCD, you don't have to tell me that. But this is 8th grade and you're going to see totally new stuff on me that you would expect to see on the Olsen twins or Rachel Bilson. That's right, that's my new style for fall. Not only do I go shopping every day to fill my entire closet with this style, but I got....drumroll please....a personal shopper to help me! I know, right? No one under the age of 17 a personal shopper, but I convinced my mom that it would be extremely beneficial to our family name.
Yup, there are a ton of changes being made in this town. And those aren't the only ones. I rarely let people see me any less than composed, but I must say that I'm dissapointed. I've warned you all countless times about a) posting on the blogs when you're unwanted b) coming on the site if you don't even know me and TPC c) and this one is the worst of all. IMPERSONATING TPC!
I know you wish you were in TPC, okay? I get it. You probably think you're really clever because you can post things under my friends' names. But in reality, if you knew anything about anything, you'd realize that being the administer of this site, I am notified when things are posted falsely under a person's name. How, you ask? My friends all subscribe to my blog, therefore they all share a password with me to this site. When things are posted by someone with the same name but no password, I am notified. Therefore, as soon as I realize that this is happening, I delete your posts. Okay? Simple as that.
Another thing: coming on the blog, reading my posts, POSTING ON MY BLOGS, and then dissing me and TPC? Not only rude, but flat out immature. You're the one reading my posts, and ahb-viously if you are, you are an outsider who wants to taste what it's like to be an insider. Don't come on the blog and diss me, because I promise you my disses are 10 times worse. Everyone knows that TPC rules the school, and with the most popular guys backing us up now we will be unstoppable. So a warning to the wannabes: stay off the blog, don't post, and don't diss. It just contributes to your lameness. I make this blog for my friends, and those that wish they were my friends. if you are going to compliment me, fine be my guest. Otherwise, make like fall and LEAVE!
Love, Massie
So what happened yesterday? Well, TPC got together at my house and video chatted with the boys. We have totally fresh plans to dominate the school, like we always have. Except when we're 8th graders, we have sidekicks. Not just the ones made by t-mobile, but sidekicks that are even better--the boys. I realize that this whole experience will be new to all of OCD, but we plan to make it totally tollerable and fun. But don't even think about trying to snag Derrington, Cam, Josh, or Kemp for yourselves, they're with us! Deal? Deal.
We also made a ton of top secret plans for The Room. Not that any of you will get the chance to see it. But we have decided that the boys mentioned before have a free pass to the room. In fact, we hung out with them yesterday at GLU and they helped us with some com-pletely awesome ideas. The room will be TO DIE for. And it's inspired me to make my room at the estate even better too. If that's even possible.
Today was great. I started out by visiting Brownie. I got those super cute new Burberry leather knee-high riding boots. I also got www.crystalicing.com to crystalize my stirrups and helmet for me. So cute!
Later, Dyl, Alicia, and I went to the city. We hit Emilio Pucci and got matching pairs of those ah-dorable new flats. You know them, navy swirl? We got matching ones for the rest of TPC. Here's a little memo to all of you wannabes reading this blog for lack of better things to do: If you even try on those flats I just mentioned, you might as well not show your face at OCD ever again. Got it? I posted this here before anyone else got them, and that's written proof.
Later we hung out at the pool and listened to that new James Blunt CD again. I'm sorry, I know I told you all to listen to it, but I just realized why you haven't been able to. It wont be released until September something..I guess being an heiress certainly has its benefits.
Speaking of new things for fall, guess what? I know I've always been the best dressed girl at OCD, you don't have to tell me that. But this is 8th grade and you're going to see totally new stuff on me that you would expect to see on the Olsen twins or Rachel Bilson. That's right, that's my new style for fall. Not only do I go shopping every day to fill my entire closet with this style, but I got....drumroll please....a personal shopper to help me! I know, right? No one under the age of 17 a personal shopper, but I convinced my mom that it would be extremely beneficial to our family name.
Yup, there are a ton of changes being made in this town. And those aren't the only ones. I rarely let people see me any less than composed, but I must say that I'm dissapointed. I've warned you all countless times about a) posting on the blogs when you're unwanted b) coming on the site if you don't even know me and TPC c) and this one is the worst of all. IMPERSONATING TPC!
I know you wish you were in TPC, okay? I get it. You probably think you're really clever because you can post things under my friends' names. But in reality, if you knew anything about anything, you'd realize that being the administer of this site, I am notified when things are posted falsely under a person's name. How, you ask? My friends all subscribe to my blog, therefore they all share a password with me to this site. When things are posted by someone with the same name but no password, I am notified. Therefore, as soon as I realize that this is happening, I delete your posts. Okay? Simple as that.
Another thing: coming on the blog, reading my posts, POSTING ON MY BLOGS, and then dissing me and TPC? Not only rude, but flat out immature. You're the one reading my posts, and ahb-viously if you are, you are an outsider who wants to taste what it's like to be an insider. Don't come on the blog and diss me, because I promise you my disses are 10 times worse. Everyone knows that TPC rules the school, and with the most popular guys backing us up now we will be unstoppable. So a warning to the wannabes: stay off the blog, don't post, and don't diss. It just contributes to your lameness. I make this blog for my friends, and those that wish they were my friends. if you are going to compliment me, fine be my guest. Otherwise, make like fall and LEAVE!
Love, Massie
One Final Warning
This notice is going out to everyone who reads the blog. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Don't post on my blogs if you aren't welcome here. How do you know if you're welcome here? Check the list. If you aren't on it, don't act like you belong here, kay?
Now, not only have I posted a blog talking about weird stalkers on the site, but I have talked about this problem in most of my blogs. Warning to all: there is a major LBR posting stuff on here, not only pretending to know me but pretending to BE Kristen! Note to whoever you are, that's against the law. There's a specific branch of the identity theft law that covers that.
Guys, it kills me to say this, but if this abuse continues we'll all just have to go back to regular old fashioned iChat. I know, right?
Everyone on the list, I'm sorry, but by the looks of things, I'd say this blog is going downhill faster than Britney.
Love, Massie
Now, not only have I posted a blog talking about weird stalkers on the site, but I have talked about this problem in most of my blogs. Warning to all: there is a major LBR posting stuff on here, not only pretending to know me but pretending to BE Kristen! Note to whoever you are, that's against the law. There's a specific branch of the identity theft law that covers that.
Guys, it kills me to say this, but if this abuse continues we'll all just have to go back to regular old fashioned iChat. I know, right?
Everyone on the list, I'm sorry, but by the looks of things, I'd say this blog is going downhill faster than Britney.
Love, Massie
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Stalkers, Beware
Just a note to all: not only have there been complaints of unknown people looking around the blogs, but I myself have seen their posts. Come on, whoever you are, read a few blogs down. I discussed that if you aren't welcome on the site, and you're not on "the List", look around quietly if you're going to look around at all. Don't go posting on my blogs like you own the place.
If however, you are some online predator, that I somehow know, please make that known to me as soon as possible. Otherwise I will probably just block your username from the site. It has been brought to my attention that there are more than one random people browsing the site. Everyone, be careful what you put down. I think things are about to get VERY interesting around here on the blog. I guess we'll just have to wait and see, though. :D
If however, you are some online predator, that I somehow know, please make that known to me as soon as possible. Otherwise I will probably just block your username from the site. It has been brought to my attention that there are more than one random people browsing the site. Everyone, be careful what you put down. I think things are about to get VERY interesting around here on the blog. I guess we'll just have to wait and see, though. :D
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