Sunday, August 12, 2007

Weekend Update

Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't updated this in like...forever! Ever since the thunderstorm on Friday night our internet wouldn't work. Ah-noying huh? Luckily I figured out that my laptop still works because of our wireless internet. Once again, Massie saves the day!
So the thunderstorm on Friday night legitimately scared TPC. But did that stop us from having an ah-mazing time? Of course not!!
After watching Funny Face, Breakfast At Tiffany's, and My Fair Lady, we decided to crash onto our luxurious cashmere sleeping bags and have an intense round of "Would You Rather". I can't really say much about the game, sworn to secrecy. LOL, those that were lucky enough to be there! Love, love, loved when Dylan ____ the ____ ____ ________. For those of you out of the "know", I'll just leave you to ponder a few questions.
1) Would you rather see your parents doing it or have your parents see you doing it?
2) Would you rather get your period in front of your boyfriend while wearing white shorts or poop in your bikini while swimming in front of your boyfriend. (Replace "boyfriend" with "crush" respectively).
3) Would you rather have 17 regular sized testicles or one testicle the size of a coconut?
Good times, ladies, good times.
On Saturday, when TPC left my house, Claire and I un-decorated my room. It was kind of depressing, yet exciting to anticipate next Friday's theme. I already have some big ideas, but those will be left unknown to the general public until Friday. Post your guesses if you want, and if anyone guesses correctly TPC will let you in *the room* next year when we're 8th graders. Only for a quick visit though, and you will be blindfolded until you get there so you wont be able to come back.
Yesterday afternoon was a bit of a drag. Alicia came over and we sunbathed by the pool. Inez cooked us up an ah-mazing pasta salad! We also just got a new stereo system out there and we blasted the new James Blunt CD. If you haven't heard it yet, it's a must-have for the season.
Today I went to the Westchester Mall with Alicia and Dylan. I got a ton of fall clothes. They will also be left unknown to the general public until the start of the new season, when they will debut. Let me assure you that they will be well worth the wait.
To wrap this up I will leave you all with some beauty tips of the day. Ever since my New Year's resolution to make the world a better place, I've been compelled to share my specific knowlege with all of you.
Make up:
Products- Too Faced Lash Injection Mascara, Clinique mascara, Benefit High Beams Cheek tint, Nars Turkish Delight Lipgloss, Benefit foundation.
Instructions: Start by curling your eyelashes. If you don't know why, it's so you don't smudge any other work you might do on your cheeks if you chose to do that first. When your eyelashes are curled to perfection, apply the Too Faced mascara to your top lashes. Then take the clinique and apply to your bottom lashes. Don't try to do both sets of lashes with the Too Faced because the brush is too big, and unless your face is freakishly shaped, there's no way you could put it on your bottom lashes with out smudging it everywhere. Next apply the Benefit foundation to your face. Add a dot of the High Beams product to each cheek and rub it in. This will add a healthy glow. Finally, finish with the Nars lipgloss. The light pink color will look adorable for summer. Of course, this isn't to be worn on dates or dances, only for casual meetings.
That's all for now. More later,
Love Massie.

69 comments:

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Anonymous said...

OMG dyl on friday night! i pretty much lived for that moment! she'll never be able to live it down

Anonymous said...

it was a dare okay?! you guys are all lucky no one dared YOU to do that. just wait til next friday. i have major tricks up my sleeve. btw mass y wasn't i invited to your little pool party?

Massie said...

Dyl, Alicia is totally right. No way we're letting you live that down. And it's all saved on my computer, we filmed it on my webcam! And about the pool party, you decided to sign up for dance this year, and Alicia and I decided to do art. Maybe if you would have had the decency to sign up for an acceptable class, you would have been invited.

Anonymous said...

what did dyl do on friday?? can i come sometime?

Anonymous said...

NO

Anonymous said...

NO!

Massie said...

And no. To be invited to my exclusive Friday Night Sleepovers, you must be in the Pretty Committee. And since you do not possess this invitation, you are unable to know what Dylan did on Friday night. Sucks to be you! Oh yeah, and to people not in the Pretty Committee, "Dyl" is "Dylan" to you. Got it?

Anonymous said...

nicely put, Mass. Where is Claire anyway? She's supposed to be on here by now. We always go on at this hour.

Anonymous said...

why can't I be in the pretty commitee? i'm pretty and stylish. and we've been friends forever!

Massie said...

Claire's here at the iPad. She says hi. Carrie, you can't be in the Pretty Committee because you simply aren't one of us. And I wouldn't say we've been "friends" forever, we've just known you forever. Dream on, girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

where's kristin?

Anonymous said...

i don't get y you're being so mean. it's a free country i can come to your sleepover if i want.

Massie said...

1) There's a little thing called home security. There's no way you're getting in my house without the owner's consent. (The owner, of course, being me).
2) Are you, by chance, a cheap wool sweater?

Anonymous said...

what? no....why?

Massie said...

Because you're just so CLINGY!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha
well done, mass!

Anonymous said...

sry i'm late guys! parents are death. i love how you guys spell my name in like 12 different ways. btw mass, love the comeback!

Massie said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

haha lol good one!! :D

Anonymous said...

Carrie, you aren't supposed to be laughing at that. it was an insult to u. btw alicia, y didn't u sign up for dance? you're the one who is actually a legit dancer!

Anonymous said...

umm...maybe because i'd be the only one there with an ounce of experience?? gross, why would i wanna spend time dancing with lbr's? no thanks

Massie said...

Point!

Anonymous said...

no, not "point!" you guys are forgetting one MAJOR detail! briarwood boys r now going to ocd! we wont be dancing with lbr's we'll be dancing with briarwood hotties!

Anonymous said...

you're so right dyl! i'm signed up for dance too!

Anonymous said...

point! i'm going to sign up for dance this second.

Massie said...

Point! Sign me up too, while you're at it Kris. Claire too.

Anonymous said...

point! you guys win, i'm all over this class!

Anonymous said...

btw carrie, i think you mean to say Dylan. not "dyl". that's for friends only.

Massie said...

G2G update the current state of the union BRB!

Anonymous said...

you guys think we're hotties, huh?

Anonymous said...

umm...omg! how did briarwood find this blog!?

Anonymous said...

are you the only one with this website, derrington?

Anonymous said...

derrington, what? and no, someone forwarded this to some guys and it got passed along to pretty much the whole school. now we know what goes on in the lives of the "pretty committee"

Anonymous said...

surprise! herrrrrrre's cam!

Anonymous said...

derrington is massie's nickname for you. it's a combo of your first and last name see?

Anonymous said...

hey cam. welcome to the blog. does josh know this site?

Anonymous said...

he sure does. the whole soccer team knows it. we're thinking about starting our own blog and talking about you guys.

Massie said...

Back....and OMG! Who sent you this link?? PS are you guys going to be taking dance class while you're at OCD?

Anonymous said...

we wouldn't miss it. easy A, wow you guys have dumb classes...i appreciate your affectionate pet name for me, block.

Massie said...

LOL, thanks. I thought that since you call be Block I needed a clever nickname for you too. Well I gotta go! See you tomorrow night. Claire says the same to you, Cam.

Anonymous said...

does kemp have a gf?

Anonymous said...

get a life. either way, he wouldn't date you, fast-talker. get off the block b4 massie kicks u off!

Anonymous said...

see u tomorrow claire. i have gummies 4 u

Anonymous said...

looking forward to it, block.

Anonymous said...

hey massie...do u wanna go to the movies tomorrow?? Oh yeah i still remember when u put that "M" clip on my soccer jersey so i can at least feel like i won MVP...I cant believe i lost and i couldnt ask u out for the love struck dance...JUST BECUZ OF DUMB NINA...oh yeah get your current state of union back mass...

Massie Block said...

Kuh-laire?? plz tell me all da details with u and cam...Did Eli go back to Layne?? He shouldnt he wears make up....

Aly said...

hey massie, dylan, etc.
im going to the fall festival ball in miami in FL (duh) i live there..
im thinking a chiffon slip on dress...too formal? maybe with a top ovr cardigan from lv or neimans...
maybe a RL polo...no too preppy casual...
Stella McCartney anyone??

xoxo, aly

Anonymous said...

hey ur the same b*tch who was making drama aout this blog...too beatuful aly? haha. your not fooling anyone, but if you're back for more avice from the clique, then they're obviously fooling you. :)

Aly said...

puh-lease.
my momma raised no fool,
hah(:
i just wanted to see want these sleazer LBRs came up with.
these 'girls' are NU-THING compared to me
k? anon-y-mous
so..
stfu.

Y.K.Y.L.M, aly

Anonymous said...

i laugh every time i see your comments. Ha
HA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:P
and no thanks, i don't listen to fictional people ayleen. :]

Anonymous said...

okay. too beautiful aly= you. aly=you. you=ayleen. There. I hope that's simple enough for you to understand. :]

Aly said...

okay then well done for you
1st place for CSI P.I loser
i really dont care
use my real name
i just do not like it
thats why i use aly
instead of ayleen
got it?

chicooo=] said...

thats pretty creepy that u like
idk reseacherd her name?
do u have a life?
jw.

Anonymous said...

hey guys
anyone on?

Anonymous said...

Heyy Massie i love the clique ha imm Filsen you wanna be friends im nawt begging i have more dignity than that but i luhhhhhve meeting new people so yea but isn't Derringtons last name "Hennington" in the book?and Alichia's"Rivera" or "Rivers"?

chicooo=] said...

lil sexy thing?
niiiiiiiiiiiiice. :)

Aly said...

lol, but sexy thang?
um, really, but
massie doesnt really
go on anymore.
the last time she went on was august.


---------aly(:

Anonymous said...

haa thanks and Massie never came on here but yeah i think "she"gets that no one beleives her so i dont think we'll be hereing frome her ever;)

Anonymous said...

ahh bored too death and imm sick (coughs like a gazzilion times)haa is anyone on here?
please say yess before i die of pure boredom and i cant feel better cuz i effing refuse to take anything that looks simmilar to what makes women pregggg;)
ahh lil sexxy thang was here get over it bitches ahh one a whore allways a whore
~you know you want meee<3

Anonymous said...

LOL yea i love Paramore.
But yea you are definetley the first ha let me be the second kay?
LOSER there imm second.
I think she's pretending too be evereyone i meen seriously who talks too themselves in an effing blog?umm...apparantly Fat Fassie.

Aly said...

i know, lol.
but omg, i love paramore too(:
i like Misery Business
and crush,crush, crush..
and some otherss(:
but like yeah.
i don't why she even tries.
it's sad.


--------------aly(:

Anonymous said...

I-I think I figured it out! You "massie" are a member of blogger.com so your name is in blue, but the others are you too! You just click the nickname button and you put in a clique girls or a guys name, thats why their names aren't blue either. You've read al the books so you know every girl like the back of your hand, and you know what they would say.
It's obvious.

Aly said...

this mt chick is really annoying.

----------aly(:

Anonymous said...

uH Massie

Alicia is expecting my child...so I am gonna be the daddy! U should b the godmother

Anonymous said...

4rm:Sandra
I agree with aly! go away mt!hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheh

Anonymous said...

derrick wat is wrong with u. Alicia would never b ur baby'S mommy.

Anonymous said...

ummm...derrington, r u SUPPORTING teen pregnacy? because that is really terrible :(

Anonymous said...

uh-gah-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-d!